What time is it? Good grief, it's 7:04 a.m. on a frickin FRIDAY and I'm already blogging. What does that mean? It means I'm already annoyed and I haven't even had a damn Mt. Dew yet. *sigh* Today's annoyances include:
1. If you fucked something up yesterday that seriously pissed me off, but I'm trying really hard to be nice to you now and you're still acting like an asshole - I'M GOING TO BE A BIGGER BITCH. Seriously now, you fucked it up. I'm trying to get past it and move on, but you're being an asshole. FUH-INE. I got your asshole and I'll raise it my bitch.
2. If you are unable to drive the speed limit on dry roads, this is what I need you to do. I need you to take your driver's license to either a local police station or secretary of state and hand it to someone that works at either place. Then, I need you to recite the following: "I am a fucktard. I am unable to drive the speed limit on dry roads and therefore am not worthy of having a driver's license. I am not old or disabled, I am just a fucktard. Please take my license and destroy it."
3. When you walk down the middle of the lane in the parking garage, I will hit you. FUCKING MOVE.
Ok, I believe my venting is done for the moment, but since this is how the day is starting, I assure you, there will be more. Stay tuned....
1. If you fucked something up yesterday that seriously pissed me off, but I'm trying really hard to be nice to you now and you're still acting like an asshole - I'M GOING TO BE A BIGGER BITCH. Seriously now, you fucked it up. I'm trying to get past it and move on, but you're being an asshole. FUH-INE. I got your asshole and I'll raise it my bitch.
2. If you are unable to drive the speed limit on dry roads, this is what I need you to do. I need you to take your driver's license to either a local police station or secretary of state and hand it to someone that works at either place. Then, I need you to recite the following: "I am a fucktard. I am unable to drive the speed limit on dry roads and therefore am not worthy of having a driver's license. I am not old or disabled, I am just a fucktard. Please take my license and destroy it."
3. When you walk down the middle of the lane in the parking garage, I will hit you. FUCKING MOVE.
Ok, I believe my venting is done for the moment, but since this is how the day is starting, I assure you, there will be more. Stay tuned....
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