Yes, i am awear that i were bichin about this the other day, but I thawt it needed re-visiting. FOR GOD'S SAKE USE THE DAMN SPELL CHECK, YOU IDIOTS. Do you know how hard it was for me to even type that first sentence all shitty like that. Good frickin grief - and then to not go back and fix it...UGH.
So, I'm still getting resumes sent to me for the two positions we have open. Thankfully, (hopefully) I will be able to close that soon and I won't be receiving these atrocities anymore. This is an example of the "cover letter" type things I have been getting...
"Dear Sir or Madam I read with great interest you ad for Medical Receptionist which apppeared in The Micigan Talant Bank,. I am encouraged as my background matches the qualifications you are seeking. As you will not from my enclosed resume, I recently graduated from (insert the name of an incredibly bad "teaching" institute here) as Medical Billing and Coding. Although I ecelled in both clinical and administrative skills, the administrative area is where I feel most confident. Many of my qualifications center around clinical field. I feel this experience, along with newly acquired clerical skills, makes me an excellent candidate for your Medical Receptionist position. I look forward to meeting you personally and will call next week to arrage a meeting at your conveniece. I welcome the opportunity to prove that I can make an effective contribution to the company."
Ok, so, I'm pretty sure you can pick out the obvious issues - and if not, you're an idiot too. There are so many spelling errors in here, there's not one teeny tiny slim chance in hell that I would ever even remotely consider this person a candidate for any position other than to be showcased on my blog for not taking the damn time to do it right. Spelling issues aside...IT'S NOT A MEDICAL RECEPTIONIST POSITION. I get that this is probably a generic cover letter, but you have to change the damn position title, MORON.
Nevermind that it is quite obvious to me that she certainly did "ecell" in her administrative skills - as proven by her stellar cover letter. I assure you, the resume is just as beautiful.
Next....
So, I'm still getting resumes sent to me for the two positions we have open. Thankfully, (hopefully) I will be able to close that soon and I won't be receiving these atrocities anymore. This is an example of the "cover letter" type things I have been getting...
"Dear Sir or Madam I read with great interest you ad for Medical Receptionist which apppeared in The Micigan Talant Bank,. I am encouraged as my background matches the qualifications you are seeking. As you will not from my enclosed resume, I recently graduated from (insert the name of an incredibly bad "teaching" institute here) as Medical Billing and Coding. Although I ecelled in both clinical and administrative skills, the administrative area is where I feel most confident. Many of my qualifications center around clinical field. I feel this experience, along with newly acquired clerical skills, makes me an excellent candidate for your Medical Receptionist position. I look forward to meeting you personally and will call next week to arrage a meeting at your conveniece. I welcome the opportunity to prove that I can make an effective contribution to the company."
Ok, so, I'm pretty sure you can pick out the obvious issues - and if not, you're an idiot too. There are so many spelling errors in here, there's not one teeny tiny slim chance in hell that I would ever even remotely consider this person a candidate for any position other than to be showcased on my blog for not taking the damn time to do it right. Spelling issues aside...IT'S NOT A MEDICAL RECEPTIONIST POSITION. I get that this is probably a generic cover letter, but you have to change the damn position title, MORON.
Nevermind that it is quite obvious to me that she certainly did "ecell" in her administrative skills - as proven by her stellar cover letter. I assure you, the resume is just as beautiful.
Next....
I can has this job? I has gradatated and am willin' to woik hard.
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